Serious Partying

Since we're getting ready to head into party season I thought I'd post one of my favorite adult beverage recipes.

I created this recipe a couple of years back and have kept it my special secret up until now. It gets it's name from its beautiful burnt orange color:

Longhorn Hooch:

1 Large can of frozen orange juice concentrate
1 can frozen strawberry daquiri mix
the juice of 3 large lemons
3 large over-ripe bananas - mashed
1 1/2 liters ginger ale
1 5th bottle of Southern Comfort 100 proof (more to taste if you like)

Combine first 4 ingredients well in a large punch bowl. Slowly add the ginger ale. Remove excess foam. Stir in Southern Comfort. Add a lemonade ice ring and some maraschino cherries if you like. Enjoy!

Sweet Tea oh how I love thee

Let's get something straight Sweet Tea is NOT just iced tea. OK, well maybe it is but don't tell a Texan that. If you plan on doing any entertaining while living here get yourself a plastic pitcher at the Dollar Store and write on it "SWEET TEA". And if you really plan on being a gracious host (as all good Texas women are) you will buy a second plastic pitcher and write on it "UNSWEET TEA" (I kid you not). These are now your dedicated Sweet & Unsweet Tea pitchers and should never be used for anything else under penalty of death.

A few brief lessons in sweet tea:

Lesson #1: You can NOT make Sweet Tea from a powdered mix. It must be brewed.
Lession #2: You must use REAL sugar. If you call it "sugar free sweet tea" because you used Splenda instead of real sugar, people will laugh at you (please learn from my mistakes).
Lesson #3: If anyone asks you what kind of tea you use tell them "Luzianne, of course!"

How to make good Sweet Tea:

Boil Water
Put 1 Cup of real sugar into plastic pitcher with "Sweet Tea" written on the side.
Place 2 to 3 Luzianne tea bags into pitcher with sugar
pour the hot water over it until the pitcher is full
let it steep for about 5 minutes & remove the tea bags
Place in refrigerator. If you need to serve it promptly simply place ice in the pitcher. Good sweet tea always seems to be warm with ice in it anyway.

Enjoy your sweet tea and then quickly develop an addiction to sweet tea.

Cardinals - Beautiful but Dumb

Cardinals are truly beautiful birds. But they are all foam no beer if you know what I mean. They love to fly into windows, repeatedly. I counted one day. 53 times Mr. Beautiful-But-Stupid-Cardinal flew into my window before he finally learned that it was glass & he wasn't getting into my house. Smart one.